twelving

To 'space out'. Specifically the special sort of mental sluggishness brought on by watching television or any similar mental haze.

1: "Which street do we turn onto?"
2: "Huh? Oh, sorry. I don't know. I must have been twelving."

by Ninniane McFey October 12, 2005

tweelings

Tweelings is a word used by Miley Cyrus on her twitter account. It means Twitter feelings.

Twitter + Feelings = Tweelings

Miley Cyrus Tweet: I just got my tweelings hurt. ( feelings on twitter )
about 16 hours ago from web

Miley Cyrus Twitter post: I just got my tweelings hurt. ( feelings on twitter )
about 16 hours ago from web

by Prison.isn't.a.joke. October 20, 2009

twelving

The act of taking a solid 12 minutes alone and masturbating online.

E: Hey mate
E: you still here frend?
E: ..you been gone solid 12 minute, mate. You masturbating?

R: YES FREND I GOD DAMN TWELVING ALMOST DONE.

by kuack January 15, 2013

toweling off

(Present tense; verb) The process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. More specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. This is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man's apartment. Also known as a wipedown.

"Yeah, just let me towel off and I'll be right over. Sorry Janie, but I have to run... dodgeball starts in 20 minutes... could you give the couch a wipedown?"

by Funky Winterbean May 20, 2005

Teeling

A person whom mistreats service staff and doesn’t tip.

Poor Mark, he had a teeling at his table, they were rude and bad tippers.

by Jilla309 December 1, 2019

tweelings

feeling on twitter

brooke: somebody tweeted some mean shit about you
rachel: omg! that was mean. it really hurt my tweelings

by candyflosscrush July 7, 2009

telinga ma

a fatal disease that can infect anyone vut mire prominent towards girls.one if the symptoms is the person would get absorbed wayyyyy toooo much into drama and anyone with skin like he's bathed in yogurt for decades and a nationality of south korean in the passport.they're all lucky if they can past through her without getting followed by like a zombie.

OMG....that girl has been draining herself from watching all those korean dramas all night without getting a break.girl! is that even humanely possible?is it possibly she's been infected with telinga Ma?!?!?!

by TheDrippingVenom April 22, 2018