Tweetard

A person who utilizes the Twitter application to communicate unintelligent—often unintelligible—thoughts, proposals, threats, etc. SYNONYM: Donald Trump.

As a young boy, his mother told him that if he was willing to abandon decency and care only about himself, he too could someday become a TWEETARD and live for four years (or less) in the White House.

by Mo D July 24, 2018

Tweeted

To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.

(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!

by Gizmo24 August 25, 2011

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.

I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..

by vivavic vegas March 13, 2011

Tweeted

the end result of smoking PCP,AngelDust

"we smoked some dust and were Tweeted."
"he's Tweeted"

by Jason McKinney October 6, 2003

tweetceive

using a tweet to spread false information.

What a tangled web Trump weaved, when first he practiced to tweetceive.

by dmossi May 12, 2020

louis tweeted

BEST DAY EVER. when the sassmaster of doncaster tweets everyone goes wild!!!! the gays come out of hiding and try to get his attention!! always tweets never posts a selfie, but always makes us happy

Louis:Hope everyone’s doing alright!!
Us: OMG LOUIS TWEETED
Us: LOUIS POST A SELFIE

Louis: *never does*

by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021

Tweetpression

Tweetpression, sometimes known as Commentosis is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total Tweetpression."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011