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tweejerk

A celebrity's knee-jerk reaction on Twitter by way of retweeting the post of a common user - the content of which was obviously constructed for the mere purpose of enticing the celebrity to retweet their post (e.g. @CelebrityName Your show last night had the most amazing impact on my life. Thank you!).
Can you believe that lame ass post got a tweejerk out of @Oprah? RT fail.
by msstatedawg October 3, 2011
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Cheese Tweeter

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.
by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009
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Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.
Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....
by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
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tweeker

He might be doing a little coke, but he's way too fat to be a tweeker.
by Village Idiot October 29, 2012
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tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*
by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009
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tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
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Peter Tweeter

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.
She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!
by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011
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