twatistic

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.

adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.

by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010

twatiness

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat

There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.

by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014

twatise

To forcefully evangelise a point of security compliance to a level where others contemplate slitting their wrists rather than continuing to argue. (verb) pronounced "twat" - "eyes"

If I have to listen to another word of this, I'll have to twatise myself!

I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!

by ChimpRocket June 6, 2015

Twatism

A condition that makes people a twat aka you

Person 1: Are you a twat
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You got twatism then

by S1lent ツ May 13, 2020

twatisit

A male in yoga pants showing off his cameltoe and but plug at the same time

The guy in my next door always gets his male looking Twatisit

by Damstraight May 16, 2022

soppius twatius

Latin for soppy twat

Aphrodite: Oh, Sappho, you're such a soppius twatius. Get in my twatius.

by newbie lesbian November 16, 2010

Twatish

Smelling like a cunt, pussy, vagina.

Sarah: "Why does the dog keep humping her?"

Joe: "She probably smells Twatish!"

by wonder woman 428 March 8, 2011