twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

Twat waffle by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

Twat waffle by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc

tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.

twat waffle by alex" January 15, 2008

twat waffle

A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!

last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.

I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles

twat waffle by stubbyzeller April 13, 2009

twat waffle

Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.

Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.

twat waffle by Aerianne Fairchilde December 14, 2008

Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

Twat Waffle by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008