twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

by diabloceto July 23, 2007

twat waffle

1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.

by Priscilla December 13, 2004

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

by the was May 1, 2003