turtling 

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.

The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.

turtling by 03Mach1 September 28, 2005

Turtlein'

While you are anywhere other than a bathroom, you have to deficate so bad that your fecal matter starts coming out of your ass. In essence your crap is poking out of your ass like a turtle's head.

I had to shit soo bad, I was turtlein' while walking home from school.

Turtlein' by jaymax45 April 25, 2011

Turtling 

When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole

“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”

Turtling by Rapper$delight September 21, 2019

sea turtling 

When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.

Kelsey is sea turtling, time for the second part of the party.

sea turtling by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013

Turtling 

(v.) The act of taking one's backpack, emptying the contents, flipping the backpack inside-out, putting the contents back in, and zipping the backpack up.

The act of turning one's backpack inside out. Typically done to a classmate when he/she is zoned out, or just very involved in the lesson that day.

A very funny practical joke, that will be appearing in the 2014 Olympics as Speed Turtling.

Usually done by ninja-like people, who are adept in the art of stealth. If the turtlee happens to catch the turtler in the act, the turtler has to return the contents of the backpack to their original state.

*reaches for a pencil* "Dude, what happened to my backpack?"

"I don't know man, looks like you got turtled! Haha!"

"What the heck is that??"

"Can't you see your backpack? Looks like that ninja kid in the back of class has done some turtling..."

*struggles to get pencil*

Turtling by ghetto blonde band geek April 1, 2010

Turtlin' 

1.to hide like a coward in your house (in your "shell" like a turtle) 2.to continually block an attack and never return an attack back (in video games). 3. When in danger you hide yourself like a turtle does

1."He's never going to come out and fight wit his turtlin' ass." 2.I never play him in fighting games cause he turtles."

Turtlin' by tylii fliy February 21, 2009

Turtling 

When the had of your penis receedes below the foreskin of your penis.

When it's cold outside or I wear small briefs my penis starts Turtling inside my body

Turtling by Bigsquirtnort January 10, 2015