Food turnt

When someone eats so much food they're turnt.

Hey! Let's get lit, and go get food turnt.

by Switz April 18, 2014

Lil Turt

A mouse in Iowa that hangs out on the back porch and torments the cats.

Damn, Lil Turt could use some cheese. Turt city bitch.

by Lunatootz October 15, 2014

Turt'a'gator

Turtagator(Hemorrhoidonoid pensisgator nigaaradere)- A Biochemicaly engineered and above adequately weaponized, hybrid predator belonging to theTestudinidae family, made from genetic material collected from the American Aligator (Alligator mississippiensis) From the deep dark alleys on the back waters down the Bayou in deep south Mississippi. Crossed with the agile yet heavily armoured and the unrivaled horizontal vercatility of the Galápagos Giant Tortoise(Chelonoidis nigra)Found on the Isle of Galápagos. This incredible behometh of a Genetically Modified Organism engineered by the secret service of the United States Government is a great addition to the U.S. Southern border force control defense task force. Since being added to service, the crossing of illegal aliens into the United States from the south has decreased 87.36%. The Turtagator has currently been patrolling the border three years and is currently running at a capacity of 63.3%. It is estimated that by the year 2020 Service capacity will reach 100% thus ensuring any Mexican who dare try to cross the southern border into the U.S. will endure an unfathomable fate. Being kept within an inch of life, for up to periods exceeding three weeks. Slowly being consumed from the feet up, whilst being entombed by the sands of the desert after being buried and set to ripenin by the Turtagator.

A fully grown Turtagator can grow in excess of, 15 meters in length. 9.2 meters in width and stands st 6 meters tall and beyond.

Turt'a'gator
Oi bruv, did you see them dirty sanchez lookin' bean eaters who tried to sneak into America to steal our jobs? Well, a giant f*#@king Turtagator ripped them to shreds. Today, not a single vote, was for Pedro.

by Charlos$anchez August 31, 2018

wisdom tuft

(n) A small collection of facial hair grown in the upper neck area a few inches in length, long enough to be braided.

Did you see Willy? That dude’s wisdom tuft was LIT.

by MisterBigJake September 11, 2020

turdtacular

The feeling you get when you take a huge shit.

After eating twenty-five donuts, the shit I took felt turdtacular.

by Shaqburger June 30, 2003

Turntina

A girl or a woman named “Christina” who is turnt.

She’s so turnt over those muffins, she’s being a Turntina!

by King Kevie May 21, 2018

turdtamper

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019