A circus worker whose main job is cleaning up animal excrement. Also could be a low level worker at an office or other employment.
by Norbert Young December 29, 2005
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if you love cars.. you HAVE to love the GT series.
also.. for the best console, PS2, and with the release of GT4.. Gran Turismo is once again setting standards for racing games..
also.. it is the complete opposite of games like Need For Speed Underground which completely disgraces the racing scene.. and the street racing scene.. filling white boys head with fake images of what its really like so they go out and completely RAPE a good import and make HONDA's look as bad as they do now..
but true fans know.. only fake ass faggots and white people hate.. end.
if you love cars.. you HAVE to love the GT series.
also.. for the best console, PS2, and with the release of GT4.. Gran Turismo is once again setting standards for racing games..
also.. it is the complete opposite of games like Need For Speed Underground which completely disgraces the racing scene.. and the street racing scene.. filling white boys head with fake images of what its really like so they go out and completely RAPE a good import and make HONDA's look as bad as they do now..
but true fans know.. only fake ass faggots and white people hate.. end.
by GT for Lyfe February 24, 2005
Get the gran turismo mug.The after effects of playing Gran Turismo for long amounts of time include: The urge to ram other cars on the road while driving in real life; the desire to go as fast as your car possibly can; the yearning to pass four cars on one turn of the road.
LaTrez: Yo! I've been trying to crash all these bitches up on the highway.
Dee: Sounds like you've got Gran Turismo hangover
Dee: Sounds like you've got Gran Turismo hangover
by LaTrez Nash September 4, 2013
Get the Gran Turismo Hangover mug.Tyler: "There's still no new Crash Bandicoot."
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"
by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016
Get the Gran Turismo mug.The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.
Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.
Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.
Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.
Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.
Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.
by Mr. Go June 8, 2011
Get the Gran Turismo 5 mug.A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.
by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009
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