(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006
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When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.
Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!
Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!
Guy 1: RUN!!!!!
Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!
Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!
Guy 1: RUN!!!!!
Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!
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Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"
Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."
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Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."
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