tommy tug

tommy tug is a wank

2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug = lol

by drunkeyjoe September 6, 2007

Tug Time

Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.

Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.

I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.

Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Soggy tug boat

An old Navy term originating from London during world war 1 where 2 sailors tie a rope around their penises and play an aggressive game of tug of war.

Gay sailor 1: Cheerio mate, bet you can’t out tug me wanker!

Gay sailer 2: big bet bro, grab the paracord and let’s do a soggy tug boat.

by Hambonr February 28, 2021

tug on the mug

A hand job which ends in the money shot

Example:

I got a tug on the mug

by The Spike February 22, 2007

oriental tug

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

by Chocolate Booty Man December 17, 2011

One Tug Triumph

Verb: To ejaculate immediately, upon retracting the foreskin.

Dan- I bet once matt heard shermille's voice he gained an instant Keith. I guarantee he had a one tug triumph.
Reece- OH did he.

by Big Bonga June 19, 2013

Happy Tug

The art of receiving a tugjob/handjob in the corner of a populated room. In most cases, both individuals are intoxicated and do not recall the act. Bystanders at the party either watch and laugh or become disgusted and disperse

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was gettin a happy tug over in the corner of the kitchen!

by SquirrelSatchel June 1, 2011