double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

by lexicali slim September 16, 2009

tuba'd

Being hit in the face with a tuba bell.

"You've been tuba'd."

"Dude, I tuba'd Kevin last rehearsal."

by nd4spd1919 December 16, 2009

tuba boomer

A sexual move where a female blows into a male's asshole like a tuba. If done properly, the male's penis will blow up like a balloon. The male proceeds to "boom" her.

Bro #1: Yo, I had a hard time getting it up for Patricia last night.

Bro #2: Yeah Bruh? What'd you do?
Bro #1: You know my move Brozzle! Tuba boomer.

Bro #2: Hell yeah! Bet she'll come back for more...

by TubaBoomer July 18, 2014

You Tubacide

The act of deleting one's You Tube account, usually committed in a moment of personal crisis. You Tubacide is often followed by feelings of regret, and the opening of a new account with a screen name closely associated with the You Tuber's previous screen name.

Dumdiddly committed You Tubacide, but opened a new account. His new screen name is Dumdiddlydork.

by klusnark October 7, 2009

rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015

filthy tuba

The act of removing a living being's intestines from their body and subsequently tying of either end while filling it with air to mimic a long balloon. The balloon is then bent and twisted into a balloon animal. Sometimes, instead of an animal, a tuba is tied, hence the term "filthy tuba" is derived. These balloons are commonly distributed by juggalos at County fairs in southern Minnesota, targeting a market of children between the ages of the and twelve years, preferably family members of the initial victim. For best results, pop the balloon shortly after distribution to invoke the most delicious and savory shock and sorrow within the child.

"Hey, did you see that clown at the fair the other day handing out free balloon animals?"
"Those weren't balloons, they were filthy tubas!"

by The SkyboundJester June 26, 2015

Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves

Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.

by StephenMickel July 23, 2012