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Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....
by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
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toltonian bargain

A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?

Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.

Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.

*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
by S-Shape on-lock2 October 7, 2013
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Teutonic Thrash

Pure raw thrash metal originating from Germany consisting of the four main bands Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, and Tankard.
Fritz: Hey man did you get the new Kreator album
Schwartz: Ya bro im hooked on that Teutonic Thrash
Fritz: Ya same bro its so grueling
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Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis
Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou
by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009
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tontonka

a female that has large boobs and/or a large ass.
Man, did you see that girl, she was TONTONKA!
by willk93 October 30, 2010
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torton

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.
After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.
by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004
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touron

A portmanteau formed by combining the words "tourist" and "moron".
Every year in March, Austin is overrun with tourons thanks to SXSW.
by Native Austinite January 10, 2013
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