by The real McChicken May 7, 2019
Get the dick tourniquet mug.When you grip your dick with immense force while jizzing to prevent the destruction of any article of clothing or furniture within a 10 foot radius.
Guy 1: Dude, that video I watched last nice was so crazy I had to do the tourniquet on my dick!
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.
by shreks illegal brother June 1, 2021
Get the The Tourniquet mug.Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.
During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.
by benighse November 22, 2009
Get the hemorrhoid tourniquet mug.The act of wrapping one's own (or more commonly a partner's) belt, shoelace, necktie, or any improvised strap extremely tightly around the base of the erect penis and/or scrotum immediately before climax, then proceeding to ejaculate while the constriction is maintained at maximum tightness. The goal (or at least the claimed goal among degenerates who admit to this) is to produce an explosively forceful, high-pressure orgasm followed by an almost cartoonishly dark-purple, throbbing, vein-bulging member that looks like it’s about to pop.
Upon release of the improvised tourniquet, the sudden rush of blood back into the area supposedly creates a painful-yet-euphoric pins-and-needles sensation that some describe as “cumming so hard your soul leaves through your dick and then gets sucked back in"
Upon release of the improvised tourniquet, the sudden rush of blood back into the area supposedly creates a painful-yet-euphoric pins-and-needles sensation that some describe as “cumming so hard your soul leaves through your dick and then gets sucked back in"
Bro said he gave himself a Tallahassee Tourniquet last night and passed out for like 90 seconds. Woke up with a boner that looked like a bruised eggplant and a carpet that needed professional cleaning.
by Bigdawg_jimmy67 February 15, 2026
Get the Tallahassee Tourniquet mug.When you can't stop violently shitting your pants, so you tie a shoelace around your ankle to seal your pant leg to keep the shit from leaking out.
Man the food poisoning had me shitting my pants so bad I had to make a turdiquet just so I could make it home.
by maaadskids June 26, 2020
Get the Turdiquet mug.by Derhall December 12, 2010
Get the tournicunt mug.Legendary Character of the MMORP game World of Warcraft, renowned for being both the redeemer of life as well as the taker.
by Spankmonkey Jones December 15, 2008
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