toplong

When a chick's torso is proportionally too long for her legs.

"I think that girl is really cute"
"nah... she's too toplong."

by who_da_man June 30, 2008

toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.

I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...

by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011

Touton

A food common in Newfoundland. It’s a piece of bread dough left to rise overnight and cooked with butter in a frying pan, usually a breakfast food and commonly served with tea and bacon

A: wanna make toutons?
B:hell yeah! I’ll run to sobey’s

by hongkongaton February 18, 2022

touron

A portmanteau formed by combining the words "tourist" and "moron".

Every year in March, Austin is overrun with tourons thanks to SXSW.

by Native Austinite January 10, 2013

touline

A very very sexy girl, usually short or extremely tall. Known for having the best personality in the world.

O.M.G She's such a touline!

by Sshshsgsgsgs February 12, 2017

toblong

A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.

Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."

by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022

Tourons

Noun: Tourons: A word combining two words (tourists and morons. ) Seasonal Visitors, mostly old who drive slow and stop for no apparent reason.

Adj: The Tourons are here and traffic is backed up for miles.

"I went to the mall and the fucking parking lot was full of Tourons."

"Why did he stop in the middle of the road?" "He is a Touron and too old to read the street signs."

"Damn, now that it is cooler all the Tourons will be here soon."

by Kelebrinlith April 4, 2010