Toddism

A moment of brief philosophical thought expressed by the last living philosopher Todd

Damn what a statement; that is such a toddism

by Philosophical thoughts December 8, 2020

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

by Triple J May 7, 2005

Turdistan

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.

Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.

by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.

She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.

by King Mab April 16, 2015

Treaty of Tordesillas

Treaty negotiated by the pope in 1494 to resolve the territorial claims of Spain and Portugal.

The Portuguese colonized Brazil under the terms of the Treaty of Tordesillas, a 1494 agreement dividing the Americas between Spain and Portugal.

by HistoryNerd94 January 6, 2012

Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

by King Slim August 10, 2004