the most wonderful, intelligent, amazing, sweet, caring, loving, beautiful boyface in the entire world.
by nikkiDANGER April 25, 2005
A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.
Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.
Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
by Butt Valen August 11, 2016
A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.
Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"
or
"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"
or
"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
by The 1 to <3 March 02, 2010
A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.
by the_realistic_numbers112 March 30, 2011
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