Tooterooski

Booger sugar, blow

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night

by george spot November 1, 2019

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

Tooterdonk

Usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. A huge mistake made related to toilet humor.

"Dude I'm so sorry for the huge tooterdonk I left in the basement bathroom....I'll clean it up later. swear."

by otter85 August 1, 2009

tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.

Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.

by blushed88 December 16, 2016

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tooterals

The pronunciation error of tutorials from the softonic video, popularized by vargskelethor.

...as well as screenshots, and video tooterals!

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019