Toilerbating

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.

"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."

by BigJulie March 29, 2010

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

tooled up

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

by Loge May 6, 2003

tolerance break

A phrase used mainly by weed smokers. It refers to taking a break from smoking, or smoking less often, in an attempt to lower your tolerance to THC, and thus gain a better high each time you do smoke.

Yo man, I've been blazing up every day for a month, and it's just not the same anymore. I need to take a tolerance break.

by PohTayToez July 9, 2007

tolerast

a mix of `tolerant` and `pederast`, hyper tolerant person, who will sacrifice all of his beliefs just to avoid being thought of as `intollerant`. He'd rather let himself to be fucked in the ass than do or say something that is even remotely `intollerant`

used mostly in russian informal speech, along with copyrast

When a black guy works at Starbucks and one hesitates to ask him for `black coffee`

- Western society is filled with tolerasts and copyrasts.

by tonny_d August 6, 2012

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

zero tolerance

A "get tough" policy of making no exceptions in regards to a particular (usually criminal or undesirable) matter, born as a response to a general sense of uneaven application of rules and punishments.

To react to a proscribed activity or substance with absolute prejudice... Without regard to mitigating circumstances or conditions.

I don't care if you've got glaucoma, we have a zero tolerance policy to drugs, including marijuana.

We will react to sexism and racism with zero tolerance.

by Honor June 23, 2004