Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Toehawk

Toe hair style similar to that of a mohawk. Derogatory in nature.

Listen luv, you really do need to shave those toehawks...they're dirty.

by Glenaldo September 30, 2008

Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

Tothanator

A god damn bastard who likes to get morning wood.

also a cringy youtube channel with crappy subs

his a tothanator

by Billygoatgruff12 May 22, 2019

Fleshy Tophat

A fleshy tophat is the part of the penis that would normally be cut off during circumcision.

J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized

M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat

by ThemagJSAR July 5, 2023

cat's tophat

the opposite of the cat's pajamas. It means uncool, or stupid.

Nate: Woah, look how ugly that car is!

Amanda: Yeah man, it's totally the cat's tophat.

by ALynnJ42 July 15, 2009

Tosha

Tosha is anti social . But they can break out of that. They are confident, independent, smart, beautiful, chill, funny, and fun. Also, like to mind their own business. Don’t “sleep” on them cause they will boss up!

Tosha is soo chill and calm!

by My names Geff November 18, 2018