Todger

Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms

1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.

by TejTejTej August 18, 2006

toddler box

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.

My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile

by Doortje* January 10, 2011

toddler

the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepy pervert

that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...

10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"

by meuoof February 8, 2019

tidder

reddit backwards

- You heard of tidder?

= Yeah, it's reddit backwards you stupid

by themoonyguy May 20, 2020

todger

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!

pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!

by kepy seema September 22, 2003

Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011