tobias

the biggest simp you will ever meet. he will hang out with girls instead of his friends and get very defensive over any thing said about it.

"is that tobias hanging out with a girl"
"omg yeah i bet he is avoiding his friends to hang out with her"

by shoecase April 4, 2020

Tobias

The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.

"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"

by Universal pictures January 13, 2013

Tobias

1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early

Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.

by wisco1 September 20, 2011

Tobias

A guy who takes a lot of ganja

Bro you are such a Tobias

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

Tobias

A gentle being but also very incompetent

Stop being such a Tobias!

by Demonically insane April 18, 2021

tobias

Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.

"Bring me luck Tobias!"

by lamartinm May 30, 2015

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005