A seemingly innocent common error made in a text when your friend's ex-girlfriend texts you misspelling 'talked' intending to say "Hey! We haven't talked in a while...", however in reality 'Tlaked' is meant as a sexual invitation that will undoubtedly leave your friend furious with you after you have ravaged his ex with passionate sex in his backyard. Often the friendship is ruined however in cases of a 'Double-Tlaked' in which each party tlaks each others ex the betrayal is neutralized.
Brandon : "Dude, did you hear George and his girlfriend broke up?"
Jess : "Yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven't Tlaked..."
Brandon : "You would tlak his ex so soon? Damn dude' that's cold"
Jess : "Yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven't Tlaked..."
Brandon : "You would tlak his ex so soon? Damn dude' that's cold"
by Zeus Alexander Neverwinter February 10, 2010
Get the Tlaked mug.A robot in disguise as a boy named Tyler. Tries to act normal, but epically fails. Weakness: pinching and vegetables. Is secretly in love with his roommate, who is also a robot in disguise. Although known to most people as the "Spock" hand symbol, the famous expression actually signifies a greeting from Tylark. Survives on salt.
TYLARK TYLARK TYLARK!
by tylarkluver17 May 17, 2011
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"Luck, that's all this defeat is. I suppose you'll want to call yourself the Tark Slayer... slayer" - The last words of Dush the Tark Slayer
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Get the tarkin mug.Someone who wears emo glasses (glasses with thick, dark frames) and likes to be seen as artsy or intellectual. A tark's style of dress is often emo or scene (skinny jeans, converse sneakers, hair longer in the front than in the back), but some tarks, particularly older ones, may dress more conventionally. Most tarks are under the age of 30.
by Trestle July 28, 2009
Get the tark mug.Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.
Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.
by SussyRustPlayer July 6, 2021
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