titsonian

A fictional museum housing and displaying the most wonderful tits in the history of the world.

"Dude, you see those tits? Work of art. They should be on display in the Titsonian"

by -Rd September 14, 2012

Titsie

An older mother who enjoys wearing low cut tops to show off her cleavage and breasts to younger men for sole purpose for them to stare at and lust for them.

Our math teacher Mrs. Modor enjoys bending over to give certain students an eyeful of her dangling breasts. All the guys call her Titsie behind her back.

by KillerMongaloid August 10, 2017

titsicle

nipples that are hard due to cold

I walked outside without a jacket and got instant titsicles.

by aznravinrobin October 31, 2005

titting about

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".

"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."

by Fuqmin April 28, 2014

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.

"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

titting around

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.

Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.

by Whapcapn January 23, 2006