photography

The process of taking photos.
Apparently, if you want to get anywhere in the photo industry, you must only take "vintage" pictures of a skinny girl in converse, flowers, converse, two emo boys kissing, more converse, a self portrait with terrible angles or a decrepit unused building.
Did i forget something? Ahh yes...more converse! Add some stars/hearts and song lyrics by dashboard confessional to really give it some oomph.

Now just put them on your myspace or deviantart and watch the compliments roll in! Now all you have to do is wait for some business moguls to spot your obvious talent and hire you straightaway. Because you so are a 'photographer'.

xXbLaCK_heaRtXx just added some photos onto their deviantart. It's all a bunch of sunsets, dying trees and brand spanking new converse sitting on disused train tracks.

"Ooh, look! Here's one of him lying on the tracks! And he's even put a heart and sparkles in the corner!"

"Soooo deep and artistic!" *nods*

Feel free to copy the following paragraph and put it on as many emo/scene/myspace pages you can find who commit said atrocity:

In real life, turning up the exposure on a portrait so much you barely see the person's features anymore is not advised in photography. Really, you're not supposed to do it. You're not a photographer! Get over it!

by unhinged since 1989 April 3, 2008

boudoir photography

An intimate photo of a man or women, suggestivily covered but not fully nude, ment to tease the senses.

by Denise September 15, 2003

photography

photography is an art very much like impressionism. You're capturing life as it's happening. A great medium for Creation
of a journal or story. If you're new to photography, especially DSLRs, it's a good idea to take a look at some books from Amazon.com or other large book venders.

http://www.photo-scenix.com has a few good books
on photography.

How, her photography really "pops" I didn't know the sky had that many colors in it!

by Jessica_000 November 3, 2008

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Video photography

Art of shooting a short video when subjects believe you are taking a photo. Induces an awkward pseudo stillness as some pose, while others move preparing for the perfect position for a snapshot. Results in a lovely moment of capturing the human condition.

Well that pose was actually for a moment of video photography.

by JoeyLH December 28, 2021

George_aviation_photography

A very well known insagram aviationist and photographer...

Dave: yo, thats George_aviation_photography!
Liam: wow, can i have a signature please?
George: Yes, of course!
Both: Wow, thanks x

by SUB2GEORGEAVIATIONPHOTOGRAPHY June 24, 2021

photography

Something every scene/emo kid on myspace is interested in, but sucks balls at. They have tons of pictures of ugly flowers in their "photography" album on myspace. They bring their camera everywhere with them. It's really annoying because when you walk down the street with them, they take a picture of every ugly flower they see.

Veronica, put your camera away before I break it. You suck at photography and need to quit taking pictures of ugly flowers.

ps: sorry for stressing the ugly flowers so much.

pps: it's just that they really do only take pictures of ugly flowers!

ppps: sorry, again.

by ihatesceneemokidswhothinkthey'regoodatphotographybutthey'renot. August 4, 2007