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uh hey reviewer of this definition 

uh this is when you speak directly to the reviewers for the definitions on the popular website urban dictionary.
uh hey reviewer of this definition this is a random person speaking and i want to ask you about your day. how many definitions do you review a day and is it funny?
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when urban dictionary decides to single you out to not make the definition, and instead tells you to FRICK off, even though you see a bunch of other ones copied
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type this definition up 

You: type this definition up
Me: you just did you fucking idiot

Please don't submit this definition

Dude, I told you not to submit this definition
Please don't submit this definition

don't publish this definition 

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?
don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

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YOU DAMN PLAGERISZER THINGYMABOBBY
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Me: dammit

CAN WE GET 1000 DISLIKES ON THIS DEFINITION 

Person 1: Can we get 1000 dislikes on this definition?
Person 2: Sure. ill drop a dislike.