The ol' Sword in the Stone

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010

the pen is mightier than the sword

"The pen is mightier than the sword" means a person can cause people to change their opinions(e.g., to fight a war)and on a large scale whereas a sword can only change a peron's opion by force and then often only results in the person's death.

The Founding Fathers of the United States of America considered the pen to be mightier than the sword, and therefore were able to gain the freedom of America by uniting the colonists.

by Kevin W. Cooley July 14, 2005

the pen is mightier than the sword

When it comes to governance of human beings, our thoughts, our thinking outweigh violence.

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)

by TeresaKW August 29, 2005

The sword is in the axe wound

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.

Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

by tthe masked stranger January 7, 2010

sheathe the sword

to insert your penis into a vagina or to put it back into your pants

I couldn't rightly sheathe the sword after I'd been handcuffed so the policeman gladly obliged.

by Schismrobo January 19, 2008

The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

An idiom that means; those who control information have far more power than those with military force. It is actually a fallacy - Patton himself proved this. The idiom assumes the people are smart to begin with, an assumption that has been proven wrong countless times in history. And whoever said that has obviously never encountered automatic weapons anyway.

Somebody thinking he's smart: I control information! I control the people! The pen is mightier than the sword!

A realist: I control the weapons! Might makes right!

by Volly T February 3, 2012

Sharpen the Sword

Another phrase for masturbating

Guy 1: Hey where you going
Guy 2: I’m gonna go sharpen the sword
Guy 1: Have fun dude

by .&:&3&83 July 7, 2018