Ъ¡§¥: What do you mean you "boarded" her?
ChatDude: I mean I laid her on her back and slammed by dick deep inside her while wearing an eye patch.
Ъ¡§¥: Oh. How did you hurt your eye?
ChatDude: I didn't it was the only thing I had left on from my pirate costume.
Ъ¡§¥: LOL
ChatDude: I mean I laid her on her back and slammed by dick deep inside her while wearing an eye patch.
Ъ¡§¥: Oh. How did you hurt your eye?
ChatDude: I didn't it was the only thing I had left on from my pirate costume.
Ъ¡§¥: LOL
by Ъ¡§¥ March 4, 2009
Get the boardedmug. by beas1knees November 3, 2011
Get the boardingmug. by Bigdick104729473984 March 19, 2017
Get the on the boardmug. by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
Get the boardmug. How many girls at one time a man can call one for sexual favours. Commonly used in the phrase "Ive got board!" or in the question " Do you have board?"
by Justin Acton September 10, 2006
Get the boardmug. usually refers to board shorts, the garment of choice to some throughout the year. innovators of the boards are sean dwyer & mike tyrrell.
'ayo tyrrell let me cop a pair of boards.'
(subsequently, t would go to the whip and return with an assortment of three to four multicolored pairs of board shorts.)
(subsequently, t would go to the whip and return with an assortment of three to four multicolored pairs of board shorts.)
by jsnyd December 28, 2005
Get the boardsmug. A sinlge white male who inhabits in the same town for his whole life. He says he can drink 23 beer but he can only drink 5. His nights are spent with 8 guys drinking beer and bashing females. He lives on ICQ and does donuts in his computer chair.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.
by Tristy Baby June 5, 2003
Get the boardmug.