Ъ¡§¥: What do you mean you "boarded" her?
ChatDude: I mean I laid her on her back and slammed by dick deep inside her while wearing an eye
patch.
Ъ¡§¥: Oh. How did you
hurt your eye?
ChatDude: I didn't it was the only thing I had left on from my pirate costume.
Ъ¡§¥:
LOL