thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014

Thank You Based God

For when you have to thank the Based God Lil B for anything worth thanking him for.
Often abbreviated to TYBG

The Based God Lil B fucked my bitch, thank you based god.

by atlas lmao May 28, 2019

thank u, next

grateful for the past, now onto the next and deadass not looking back. kinda like fuck off, but in a more sophisticated way

“for somebody who claims to hate relevancy you sure love clinging to it huh”

“thank u, next”

“.”

by yall blast that r&b subgenre November 6, 2018

Thank Google

An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.

I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.

by jeffff June 5, 2007

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy

Thank u, next

by James Clean November 5, 2018

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015