Testosterone

Makes Pee Pee Hard

Testosterone makes my pee pee hard

by GreenBraman June 25, 2018

testosterone fight

Poker terminology.
When two players forget about what their cards are and just raise each other back and forth spraying testosterone all over the table. Common sense is never a factor in a testosterone fight.

Sam: What happened to all of Dave's chips?
Matt: He just lost a huge testosterone fight to Devin. Devin's so cool.
Bruce Willis: Yeah, I wish I were as cool as Devin.

by Devin McNasty March 11, 2005

Testosteroom

A room that every man has that is just his, for his belongings that the female party will not allow in common areas. This room is often banned of most womerns. Most womerns wouldnt want to anyway.....

Ive got my Jackie Chan posters up in the testosteroom. Come and see, we are safe there, she cant come in.

by unknownsquid May 22, 2009

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020

testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.

My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Testosterousers

Another word for feminine trousers, but in a masculine manner. A man wearing leggings may not accept they are femine and so if you are that male you could say your not wearing leggings but Testosterousers!

Rude Boy "Nice leggings you queer!"
You "Oi you little shit! They're Testosterousers!"

by H'eey'babez -or H April 5, 2010

testastical

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries

i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!

by tYLER & lAURAAAAAA August 27, 2007