Tesa 

Tesa is strong and powerful girl. She is always there for you when you need her. She is very weird and odd girl at times but that’s what makes her great. She’s stubborn but once her get to know her she is pretty easy going. She is pretty but doesn’t want to admit it. She has an amazing body and the kindest heart and is willing to help anyone out, and she’s athletic asf

Tesa is my best friend

Tesa by Arnold Paul March 16, 2019

Tesco Value Vodka 

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.

Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"

Tesco Value Vodka by Freols May 18, 2009

Testosterone Boner 

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.

"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."

Testosterone Boner by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010

tesco connection 

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

tesco connection by volound September 19, 2009

testosterone boys 

Young men raging with hormones

"Those testosterone boys and harlequine girls. Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
-"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off" by Panic At The Disco

testosterone boys by Peace, Love and Happiness ^.^ October 11, 2008

Tessorexia 

An eating disorder claiming to be "Anorexia Nervosa" that objectively fails to meet actual DSM-V criteria due to lacking the required "intense fear of weight gain", and of not being medically "underweight".

Tessorexia can be distinguished from "OSFED" or the Atypical Anorexia classification sub-type (which do not have the "underweight" requirement) in that a specific diagnosis of "Tessorexia" requires one to also meet four additional (non-DSM) criteria:

1) Seeking to further one's social media status,
2) Attempting to stay culturally relevant to one's Fat Acceptance and Body Positivity followers,
3) Appropriating "anorexia" from skinny pro-ana girls (since anorexia sounds sexier than "OSFED"),
4) Positioning one's self to silence critics by proclaiming one is a "recovering anorexic" in contrary to their Health at Every Size beliefs.

Tessie: I didn't eat (a whole cake with my picture on it) for three days so I could be lovely. I just let all my social media followers know that I'm now officially a recovering anorexic.

Sasha: No, you have Tessorexia.

Tessorexia by Anathemata June 5, 2021

Baba Tesco 

To steal from Tesco

Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week

Baba Tesco by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022