telemarketer

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.

2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.

3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.

"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."

by idonthavaname July 19, 2006

telemarketer

Those fuckers who call you asking you to buy shit. They constantly call you telling you things like "please don't hang up the phone", "I'm calling you up on an item we sent you in the mail", "Hey would you like a subscription to <insert newspaper/magazine>".

These lovely individuals. are usually payed high, but work on commission, so they have to be good at what they do.

Telemarketers need to find better jobs and leave us the fuck alone.

by BklynKnight July 19, 2005

telemarketer

A person with the shittiest job on the planet. Some make decent money, some make nothing, all are annoying as hell. Buy stuff from them so they can afford a happy meal.

I can't make commission because no one likes telemarketers. So quit being a jerk and buy whatever it is I'm selling, then cancel after we hang up.

by yours_truly June 25, 2008

Telemarketwhore

A call center slut usually hired off craigslist. Will do ANYTHING for $10 hr. Typically washed up phone sex operators.

Hey K we got 5 more telemarketwhores interviewing today. Lets take em to the couch.

by Thundersprinkles August 1, 2011

Telemarketer

PURE HELL SENT BY THE SPAWN OF SATAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD THROUGH TELEPHONES AND PORN. DON'T TRUST EITHER... more than 10 minutes at a time.

OMFG TEH GODDAMN TELEMARKETER!1!1one

by Santa_on_drugs July 6, 2005

telemarketwhore

I think I just made this up. My definition is a girl who sells her self over the phone

random person: hello
telemarketwhore:Hi whould you be interested in buying me for an hour
random person:hell Naw

by dont-run-i-has-candy April 5, 2009

indian telemarketer

A person which is always suggesting cleaning products, and long distance calling, Generally they are found in herds crowded in a smokey room with computers all around them.

Generally there name is Patrick

My god patrick is an indian telemarketer

by Kabish November 22, 2007