Technogasm

A form of 'orgasm' or intense pleasure that is derived from technological gadjets and gizmos galore. This pleasure is mostly experienced by nerds, geeks or other related stereotypes.

Person A: "are you having another technogasm over your new Xbox 360?"
Person B: "Yes!! I'm in geek Heaven!" *drools*

by yum-yums October 24, 2006

Technofreak

Somewhat like technogeek, a person who is obsessed with the latest technology, and everything techno-y, (music, clothing, etc), while still being able to straddle the line between nerd/geek and normal person, with a reasonalbe social life. They are also extremely adept at new technologies and are usually able to complete really complex technological things without becoming too unbalanced. Usually has a nostalgia for the 90's rave scene, even if they weren't involved in it.

Person A: You have a 4,500 gamerscore on xbox live, but youre still able to go out to see '300' with us on fri???
Person B: Yep
Person: Wow, you're such a technofreak!

by TehFutureIsNow March 19, 2007

technofucked

A situation where various high technology devices simultaneously fail and are rendered useless.

Immediately after his internet connection dropped, Joe noticed that his cell phone didn't have a signal and the battery in his PDA would not hold a charge. He knew right away that he was technofucked.

Bob was so thoroghly technofucked that he wondered if a giant meteor had just crashed into Earth, thus terminating all electronic communications worldwide.

With no cell towers in the area, Jay was completely technofucked when his GPS system crashed as he was driving in a rural, unfamiliar part of the county.

The I.T. geek was explaining the problem in a complex, technical manner when I interrupted and exclaimed, "I'm technofucked!".

Frustrated after a few minutes of being technofucked, Scott wondered if this was how life felt in the 1950's.

Lea never enjoys camping trips in the wilderness because she rejects the idea of being voluntarily technofucked.

After just a few minutes at his grandmother's home, he was overcome with depression as the grim reality of not having wi-fi, cable TV, or air conditioning left him incredibly technofucked.

by Buzz Writeyear January 25, 2008

technoharassment

a. Companies who insert additional products into downloads that force the user to use additional products whether unknowingly or against their will.

b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.

Dude, plaxo installed itself onto my computer when I downloaded aim, its totally technoharassment.

The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.

by J. T. Moore January 24, 2008

technola

A little bit technically inclined.. a little bit granola. But not Indie.

My technola boyfriend fixed my computer then we went out and cleaned up the universe!

by jC November 2, 2004

technocamping

A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.

"I'm going technocamping. You won't be able to contact me for a couple weeks."

by intertext9 March 18, 2014

Technobating

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.

Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.

by Demon65 January 13, 2009