tearjerker

A "tearjerker" occurs when a male flashes his penis at a woman and the woman cries. It is said to be a very, very difficult accomplishment.

Can also refer to the penis itself, if that penis has, at some point in the past, been successfully flashed at a woman and caused her to cry.

"Hey guys, did you hear that Brooks managed to pull a tearjerker while playing Truth or Dare?"

Brooks' tearjerker is the stuff of legend. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries whenever he sees it.

by CJY May 24, 2006

tearjerk

A handjob given by someone whilst crying.

Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.

by qwertyuiopOMGLOL March 26, 2010

tearjerker

1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.

2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".

3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.

What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.

by nofgiehehderegsdff April 13, 2006

tearjerker

one who cries during masturbation

"Alex is such a tearjerker"

by nongigongerong January 4, 2009

tearjerk

To masturbate using your own or someone else's tears as lubrication.

I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.

by Hirotter January 14, 2008

Tearjerker

Someone who likes to rub the one eyed snake while watching sad movies.

The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote

by effurm the retarded rabbit September 28, 2005

tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014