Tearjerk

The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate

Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.

by Backlit Villain August 23, 2008

Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Tearjerker

Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).

Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.

by Fleaswife January 9, 2022

tearjerker

You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.

"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

tearjerker

a kickass song from korn, the end, there is no other definition.

Listen to tearjerker or you will be forced to listen to Green Day.

by JoeSchmo September 6, 2006

Tearjerker

it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.

"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

Tearjerker

Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.

Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"

by Tearjerker April 24, 2010