ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.
by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014
when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
by taineekewbinpeenus January 09, 2011