taineekewbinpeenus's definitions

tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014

barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011