tearjerker

It is used to express sadness and sympathy over an event. This event doesn't have to be big it could simply be that a small thing happened and to express your sadness you exclaim "what a tearjerker" While some people may not understand or accept "tearjerker" as a real word it is.

Adam told Adelaide that he did not like FEVER 333's new album
Adelaide replied with "That's a tearjerker!"
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Quincy, the dog, ran away and Quincy's adaptive parents said "Quincy running away is suc a tearjerker."

by veglife March 6, 2019

Tearjerker

A masturbation technique where you massage your dick while also rubbing it in your tears. Another person's tears can also work. If you cover your penis in tear water, then you can either be finished, or stick it into something or someone.

That movie was a real tearjerker.

by Thanos Chicken June 19, 2020

Tearjerker

The trait or action of crying while masturbating at the same time. Typically common among young depressed white males.

I had a real tearjerker last night

That dude Brian, he's a total tearjerker

by Jill Biden November 17, 2020

tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014

Tearjerking

Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.

Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.

by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009

tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

by Half Asian Mike May 4, 2008

tearjerk

An act of manipulative or false-emotion put on in order to achieve the desired reaction from others, usually sympathy.

Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.

Hitlary sure put on that tearjerk act for the New Hampshire Primary Elections, just when everyone said she was seen as lacking emotion.

by buggy January 9, 2009