tearjerker

a kickass song from korn, the end, there is no other definition.

Listen to tearjerker or you will be forced to listen to Green Day.

by JoeSchmo September 30, 2006

tearjerker

A "tearjerker" occurs when a male flashes his penis at a woman and the woman cries. It is said to be a very, very difficult accomplishment.

Can also refer to the penis itself, if that penis has, at some point in the past, been successfully flashed at a woman and caused her to cry.

"Hey guys, did you hear that Brooks managed to pull a tearjerker while playing Truth or Dare?"

Brooks' tearjerker is the stuff of legend. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries whenever he sees it.

by CJY May 24, 2006

tearjerk

A handjob given by someone whilst crying.

Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.

by qwertyuiopOMGLOL March 26, 2010

tearjerker

1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.

2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".

3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.

What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.

by nofgiehehderegsdff April 13, 2006

tearjerker

one who cries during masturbation

"Alex is such a tearjerker"

by nongigongerong January 4, 2009

tearjerk

To masturbate using your own or someone else's tears as lubrication.

I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.

by Hirotter January 14, 2008

tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014