Terist

A misspelling of terrorist on instagram

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by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014

teeist

1. A self-proclaimed elitist in the golfing realm; someone who thinks they are the end-all be-all of golf and golf-related discussions.
2. Someone who pities the fool that doesn't enjoy golf.

Freddie's constant speeches about his golf skills make him sound like a teeist.

After Freddie shaved his head into a mohawk and started wearing that gold chain, he's been more of a teeist than ever.

by Skip Doogle May 3, 2018

Teaest of the tea

When you got some REAL drama, the things where the tea is BOILING 🥵

Most VSCO girls use this when their suuuuper excited

Girl- yo I got the teaest of the tea
Girl 2- no way, spilllllllll

by BasicVschoe August 29, 2019

Tejistan

The country that worships the great Tej. Milk is offered when praying to Tej.

Jeff: "Yo where are you going to for your vacation?"
Mike: "I'm going on a spiritual journey to Tejistan in order to find out who I truly am."

by tejuicelover27 March 15, 2021

The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular game “Team Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church

I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect

by Uncle Cheech January 2, 2022

teasteamer

When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head

One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"

by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006

teamster

Lazy motherfucks who use intimidation.

Those fuckin' teamsters don't do shit.

by pzero May 25, 2003