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Joint Task Force 2

Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.

Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.
American: Canada has special forces!?!?!

Canadian: Yep, Joint Task Force 2, it's just not as publicized.

American: God damn, what next!? Canada having a Wal-mart! HA!
by KEEXNAN January 21, 2008
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Mobile Task Force [Epsilon-9]

The epic task force in Mobile Task Force which consists in highly usage of Incendiary weapons such as the flamethrower.
(The_EndOfTime is one of the biggest chads in E-9)
Mobile Task Force Epsilon-9 are the biggest chads in the Mobile Task Force willing to use their flamethrowers to overthrow the area with pests.
by [DATA LOSS] December 10, 2019
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Bizarre Uprising Horny Task Force

The group formed on April 19th on the Bizarre Uprising Discord Server. Comprised of multiple brave members, their goal is to combat the sheer amount of horniness that curses the discord. Also known as the BUHTF.
Person 1: "I'm horny"

Person 2: "Someone call the Bizarre Uprising Horny Task Force"
by Oath_Uh April 19, 2021
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Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 is the word that gives every d-boy PTSD when he entered the entrance zone.
D-boy: *Enters entrance zone*

Intercom: *boop boop* Mobile task force unit epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been recontained. *eeeeeeeekkk*
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Adam Goh June 7, 2021
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Task Force Dope

Drugs (especially meth) seized in raids by narcotics tasks forces and later used to pay off informants in lieu of cash.

Police can also detain the informant later and threaten to charge them with posession if they need leverage.
My girl got spun up last night on Task Force Dope.

Shorty in jail and Dee holed up high on Task Force Dope.
by Joker_310 June 19, 2022
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I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.
Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.
by Holytweak June 29, 2024
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