Tardick

Tardick- (tär-dĭc) Adj, Noun

1. Incapable of successfully utilizing time in any useful calibre.

2. Extreme procrastination.

3. Wasting valuable time.

4. Usually equated to pissing someone off.

Stop your tardickin', we have a deadline to meet!

That tardick... All he does is sit around, smoke, and collect unemployment. What a waste of life.

Instead of just tardicking around on your day off. Why don't you make yourself useful and clean up this mess!

by Dexmeister June 12, 2010

yardstick

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

by cshannon17 March 7, 2010

yardstick

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

by Dueck April 15, 2006

yardstick

used to decribe malboro 100s

wanna yardstick? they're all i got.

by djashburnmn October 2, 2007

turdstick

a shit log

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.

by hairymonkey July 20, 2003

Tardsmack

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.

by Tiffany A December 29, 2007

Trapstick

A slang term used for a males reproductive organ after he impregnated a female on purpose against her own will aka trapped her ass

My friend used his trapstick on this really beautiful girl no one ever thought he could get, and now she's stuck with him because they have a baby together.

by Dyllanmorrow88 July 9, 2017