by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009
Get the Textitude mug.A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
by shannonbananon August 19, 2013
Get the Faptitude Test mug.A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Get the Tortitude mug.The degree to which something is affiliated with or resembles Japan and its culture and people. Something with a high degree of japtitude would be very Japanese.
It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."
It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."
by Matthew Winnett August 1, 2007
Get the japtitude mug.Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.
Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.
by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011
Get the Toastitude mug.by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009
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by Charlesome January 20, 2016
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