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angelina jolie 

One of the hottest women in Hollywood for sure, though I must admit her lips a bit overated, and the whole "I'm straight but I'd do Angelina Jolie" thing is so cliche and lame.

Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
Angelina Jolie is a total bad ass.
angelina jolie by jolina April 12, 2005
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angelina jolie 

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
Angelina Jolie is God's gift to men

angelina jolie 

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.
angelina jolie by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

Angelina Jolie 

A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.
I'm glad she's so kind
Angelina Jolie by KroSS October 4, 2004

Tangerine Surprise 

When you eat the orange chicken at a chinese restaurant and then afterward driving to a nearby middle school to take an explosive dookie in somebody's gym locker while reciting the pledge of allegiance backward.
I was planning to attend the annual science fair but because of my horrible case of tangerine surprise i was unable to attend said fair.

tangleline 

an adjective to describe a bitch who is triflin and disturbing your game, i.e. tangling your line
Dammit bitch, you better bring me my money. You and your ol' tangleline ass.
tangleline by Rukus May 13, 2003

Tangerine Dream 

German electronic band, founded in 1967.
Led and made by Edgar Froese.
Tangerine Dream is well-known for its many soundtracks.
Tangerine Dream by Pnik October 21, 2006