by Cocksmasher April 28, 2011
Get the Taftingmug. "dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"
or
"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"
"It's TAFT"
or
"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"
by I'm Taft October 8, 2011
Get the TAFTmug. 
Get the taftmug. "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
"Hey ma, are we home yet?
"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."
Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."
Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
by Vizzl3 February 12, 2009
Get the taftmug. by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021
Get the Taftingmug. a bullshit place in connecticut overrun by a bunch of piss-drinking, unshowered, inbred wasp taints.
by the one who knows March 5, 2004
Get the taftmug. There All Fuckin Tweekin. small town outside of bakersfield ca. populated mostley by illegal wetbacks and crackheads
by neilnbob June 18, 2009
Get the taftmug.