A completely incompetent and poorly informed and confused motorcyclist. A Toob often things they are a a professional "fast boy" but are nothing more than beginner squid.
by Squidster650 January 22, 2021
Get the Toob mug.TOOB is an image discovered by the travellers of Hogtopia Ktaei and AwesomeZ_360. They were on their way to witness drama and war, 10 000 blocks afar from headquarters.
some say that was the only thing they have obtained during their adventure.
The image was assembled in the hog temple. it took ages to put together.
As stated by the glorious Hog, when referring to TOOB it must be loud and in all caps.
some say that was the only thing they have obtained during their adventure.
The image was assembled in the hog temple. it took ages to put together.
As stated by the glorious Hog, when referring to TOOB it must be loud and in all caps.
by AwesomeZ_360 March 26, 2021
Get the TOOB mug.by ranb00mybeloved March 31, 2021
Get the toob mug.**Toob** *(noun)*: A person whose brain operates on a permanent "buffering" mode—constantly one silly thought away from saying or doing something that leaves everyone in confused hysterics. Often found laughing at their own jokes before they finish telling them.
"The group chat knew it was about to get chaotic the second the resident toob sent, 'Okay but hear me out… what if socks had pockets?'"
by Platykush April 4, 2025
Get the Toob mug.One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.
Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.
A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.
Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:
:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.
However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.
A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.
Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:
:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.
However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no
phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.
Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no
phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.
Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by fubsish September 14, 2009
Get the Toob Whore mug.One who's appendages resemble a tubular like structure. Particuallaly found among people with out muscle, or that do not take part in lifting weights.
A Toob-er may be found in groups of smokers, beer drinkers, and/or be of an age that is not preferable to be working out (very small chilcdren are much more likely to be Toob-ers)
Toob-er(s)may have tube like arms that resemble a paper towel roll, they also may have toob like legs that resemble a drinking straw.
Toob-er(s)may have tube like arms that resemble a paper towel roll, they also may have toob like legs that resemble a drinking straw.
by Ramborach May 30, 2008
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