The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.
the video was enough for me to want to die.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.
the video was enough for me to want to die.
by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020
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She is so hot... Swoon...
by MoonKnight December 1, 2002
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Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.
Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.
Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
by Sacredfart November 2, 2022
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Wanderlei "Swoon!"
Chael "What?"
Wanderlei "Swoon (punches fist)."
Chael"Oh I wish I can't wait"
Wanderlei "Swoon...I don't want to be your friend and I want to hurt you."
Chael "But I don't know the date. Can you just tell me the date?"
Wanderlei "Wannanow?"
Chael "I can't let you get close"
Chael "What?"
Wanderlei "Swoon (punches fist)."
Chael"Oh I wish I can't wait"
Wanderlei "Swoon...I don't want to be your friend and I want to hurt you."
Chael "But I don't know the date. Can you just tell me the date?"
Wanderlei "Wannanow?"
Chael "I can't let you get close"
by Carlos Newton February 25, 2022
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Girl 2: play it cool
Girl 1: I cant help myself, i think im gonna swoon *fall unconscious*
Girl 2: play it cool
Girl 1: I cant help myself, i think im gonna swoon *fall unconscious*
by ITSFUCKINGRAW November 8, 2019
Get the swoon mug.A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
by DuckFarse April 2, 2010
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