Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.

Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."

by Snoth October 23, 2011

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A slut or a skank

Shes such a skonker donk did you see they way she was grabbing him??

by SkyKy March 23, 2016

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Swonker • stonker • Swanker • swoner • swonked • stonkered • swankery • swonkey • Sponker • shonker

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

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swankery

From the name, you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated Shrek before

"#me #swankery #selfie #gay #tuesgay"

by gergles November 22, 2021

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swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

by K.Murk November 23, 2014

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