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switch snob 

Someone who has abandoned old gaming systems like the Nintendo DS In favor of the Switch.
Your sister is such a Switch Snob; she won't play Animal Crossing Wild World with us.
switch snob by Kabuki_4ever December 26, 2022

Switch Slided 

To be unexpectedly tricked by a bait-and-switch into watching, "Ima Gonna be the One" music video by Three Beat Slide. A spiritual cousin of the Rick Roll.
I thought it was a serious link about new discoveries of ancient Egyptian tombs, but instead of Egyptian artifacts, all I got was three overly happy musicians singing on railroad tracks. I got Switch Slided!
Switch Slided by Three Beat Slide August 11, 2025

Switch Seats

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.
Switch Seats by 67demon41 September 29, 2025

Switch and Smash 

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.
Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it
Switch and Smash by SimeonTG June 29, 2017

switch hit stranger 

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.
Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..
switch hit stranger by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

Switch ‘n smash 

When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.
-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)
Switch ‘n smash by Tettroc January 5, 2021