swamptwat

a sweaty stinky sore hole in which a desperate person will insert there digit.

Man i haven't gotten laid in months i need to see that swamptwat.

by PCFAHQ May 20, 2005

Mojca Simptom

When you care about something, but you say you don't.

Yo that plate is broken you should fix it, ehh I don't care.

He has the Mojca Simptom

by Joseeehosee August 12, 2019

swimstitute

Someone who has sex and is willing to have sex with all members of the swim team

yo so I heard you fucked the swimstitute.

by kingdoof September 20, 2011

Swiptch

Swiptch (verb) to swap and switch something

*Pokémon trainer approches Pokémon trainer
“Hey! I’ll trade you my squirtle for your charmander!”
“Ok, 1..2..3........ SWIPTCH”. *these Pokémon are now Swiptched

by Joe_Phillips1738 April 20, 2018

simptober

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers

Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"

by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020

Swimple

the mix of sweet and simple.

That girl ain't basic... she swimple

Keep it swimple my dog

by Scattered_Discourse June 17, 2019

Swamptoad

Ugly as fuck. A girl who like to go up on all the guys who aren't cool, but she thinks are cool.

When a swamptoad gets in a relationship, she can never break up with it's partner. When that partner finally dumps her, the toad talks smack on the partner and becomes a hood rat

look at that ho she is being a swamptoad, look that swamptoad sinks she the lilly pads

by ghettojew69 March 6, 2009