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The Surpriser

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus and 1 into the vagina
I just gave Shelly the surpriser and she loved it.
by Matthew Law November 30, 2006
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Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.
I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.
by Evan February 9, 2004
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Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have
The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.
by EL January 19, 2005
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surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice
Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out
Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
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surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room
by besse92 June 5, 2011
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surprise

it’s a surprise, so tell me.
by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021
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