Sucksass

Definition: Suck's so bad that it suck's ass. To have total suckage. Devoid of funk.

Origin: Northern California

That dj elektroholic sucksass!

by Robert Roid April 1, 2004

suckcess

1. A sarcastic deviation of the word "success".
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck

Your feeble attempts at humor are a suckcess.

by who__cares May 16, 2009

suckless

To be the best of the best, understand and execute because you are one leet ass motherfucker~

Two people arguing about an MMO.

Boy: You need to learn your class and stop taking agro.
Girl: You need to SUCKLESS! I'm not taunting.

by Conviction January 30, 2008

Suckness

Something that sucks above all else
The only word to describe something so terrible that it makes you want to run away in your undergarments
see sooner
Usually written as "the suckness"

"This DJ is majorly the suckness"
"That movie was the suckness"
"That girl is the suckness"

by Ysass November 14, 2004

suckcession

A series of epic fails.

In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.

by voodooKobra July 24, 2010

suckcess

(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.

"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."

"SUCKCESS!!"

by Christophe McLovern May 3, 2008

suckness

A sarcastic honorific replacing "highness" or other title of largesse:

Of course, his royal suckness couldn't be bothered with it. He was too busy jackwankin'

by ian mcGrady February 7, 2008